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I find peace in quiet thoughts and lingering silences.

I love fried rice more than I should.

I leave tomorrow, I feel satisfied with that accomplished thus far.

Food for thought:

do taxes need to be so complicated?

Is it strange that the legitimate reason given for the impeachment of president Clinton was the simple fact, beyond the context, that he lied to the public. Hasn't Bush now, with a very similar body of proof done exactly that same exact thing? Will he get impeached... no. Does america make much sense... even less so.

Why are people with accents so hot? and yet we make fun of their bad english?
Plus, isn't American english generally as grammatically subpar as most ESL speakers? And in and case... they know at least two languages while most Americans now less than one...hmmm.

Why can dogs understand when we tell them to sit but we don't understand them when they tell us to?

If it turned out that it was scientifically proven without any shoadow of a doubt that Jesus was just the LSD trip of a bunch of ancient jews... would anyone except teh midwest's lives really change? And therefore, would anyone notice?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What if it turned out, when you died, that the mormons or the scientologists or someone else you don't like was right? Wouldn't you feel like an asshole if you treated them like dirt in life? On the other hand, if the Jehova's Witnesses were right... wouldn't you be happy to be in hell?