After the arrival of the second wind

I will post some pictures. Really, I will.
Promise.

This is mostly a test run, to see if I can post things from this computer.

So, without further ado:
My top ten ways to be in the height of Marshallese teenage fashion and attitude:

10. Wear unusually baggy clothing. If you are a guy, wear polo shirts that reach your ankles, hopefully with stripes. If you are a girl, wear pants, but never say you do!
9. Have at least one gold tooth, but more is better. If not enough commitment is available, have some fake ones.
8. At any moment when called to interact with the opposite sex. RUN. not figuratively, literally, as fast as you humanly can.
7. Write your nickname in as many places as you can, usually with awkward combinations of Lowercase and Uppercase letters, underscores, and your number. Also, with some nonsensical, island style "ghetto"cized words: like so:
La-Mike #13 w/ hea biotshhh!!
6. If attenging a school dance, whatever you do, DO NOT DANCE!.
5. Get really excited about learning new languages. Get really bummed about learning math.
4. Cut little designs into your sideburns, like some horizontal lines, or, if adventurous, zig-zags.
3. Ask your teachers uncomfortably personal questions.
2. Play basketball if you are a boy, play volleyball if you are a girl.
1. Have a sweet rat-tail mullet! OR a little mustache... if really hardcore, COMBINE!

Now, after following these careful instructions, you will be able to fit right into the pop group at your local friendly high school student body!

See you all next time on, "Being cool" with Mike.
Next week we will give you the top ten things to do to fit in the Serbian hill towns.
Have a ncie day.